Lol, cereal.

oh god.................. YES

epic =]

Wow, that's... something different XD

j*GIGGLEFITS* I love you Moohn....

Hahahahahahhaha!!!!! I love you moohn

So this is a comment I posted on facebook in response to my friend's question: "Would Cap'n Crunch make a good father??? I've always imagined him being Snap Crackle and Pop's Absentee father.....thoughts?"


Cap'n Crunch is Snap Crackle and Pop's father. Their pets are the Honey Smacks frog, former cereal mascot Cookie Crisp dog, and Toucan Sam. They recently gave up the Cocoa Puffs bird for adoption because he needed a home with a more active lifestyle and rehabilitation before he can reach adoptability, much the same as his kennel-mate the hyperactive Honeycomb squirrel-monster thing.
They run a small family-owned zoo which is home to Tony the Tiger, the Trix rabbit, the Golden Crisp bear, the Cookie Crisp wolf, and a Cheerios sponsored honey bee exibit nestled just beside a coop housing the Corn Flakes Rooster.

Since their reunion with their father, they live a marginally happy life in a quaint, two-story home with a middle-class income. Their main concern is their gay Irish neighbor, legal name unknown, alias Lucky, who often arrives home drunk at 3 am and who has more than once crashed through his own as well as their garage door and into the living room, and has been charged on multiple occasions by the police for soliciting underage children with the allure of a "pot of gold" at the end of his "rainbow".

Aside from this setback, the neighborhood is quiet. Crackle is convinced the house is haunted, however, and though the others refuse to believe him, he has told some very convincing stories about the voices he hears from figures who call themselves 'Frankenberry, Booberry', and 'Count Chocula'. He has been sent to therapy multiple times, but continues to hear and see these apparitions on a thrice-weekly basis.